You are in North Jersey when you see . . .

Three nail salons on one block!
I've currently counted at least ten North Jersey municipalities where this exists. I even caught one husband sleeping under a hair dryer while waiting for his wife. . . can't you build a nearby pub for that guy?

Only in North Jersey . . . and you may be thinking this is true only in the posh North Jersey towns, but I've spotted plenty even in the more blue-collar North Jersey towns.  It's an anomaly.  Even visitors from France were stunned.